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My boyfriend's d*ck is too big

"The sex is so painful, it’s like I can feel him in my belly bottom".

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Dear Mr proppafix,

Please don’t laugh at me when I relate my problem to you, but it is really very ironic. I am an educated young lady who lives and works in the corporate area. I recently got in a relationship with a successful, caring and understanding young man and everything was fine until we started having sex. He has a huge penis - the first time I saw it I was in total shock. I had no idea that he was walking around with that weapon in his pants.

At first, I thought I would get use to it after having sex couple of times with him but it has been more than three months now and it’s the same tribulation I am going through.

The irony of the situation is that I used to always jokingly tell my girl friends that I didn’t want any small d*ck man but it seems that I have taken on more than I can handle. I love him dearly, but I am so afraid of him in the bedroom and even though he is so caring and careful with me - the sex is so painful, it’s like I can feel him in my belly bottom. The first time we had sex I had to see a doctor the day after because I thought he had shifted my womb.

Our sex problem has led me to resort to giving him oral sex instead of letting him penetrate me, but he told me that there is no compromise to the ‘real’ thing.

Sometimes I develop an argument so I would have a valid reason not to have sex with him because I am not getting any pleasure, my mind is only on the pain. Even though I love him, at times I think of giving up on the relationship because it would be unfair to have someone love you and you are not able to please them a hundred percent.

Mr proppafix I am in a real dilemma, although it might sound a bit cliche, but this guy is everything that a girl could ever want in a man. What should I do? I am confused.

-M.H.

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Dear M.H.
I think your problem is one that can easily work out - literally! First, let me recommend that you purchase a lubricant called Lubrigel, which can be found in most pharmacies across Jamaica. It should make sex a lot easier and more enjoyable for both of you.

Secondly - how about seeking the advice of a sex therapist where both of you can express the problems that you are facing. It seems that you really love your partner and if the relationship is good, then I think that you should work on the problem instead of letting it destroy what you have.

I think you should also confront your boyfriend about the problem instead of developing arguments with him for no reason. You are only on the verge of wrecking your relationship - young woman if he really loves you then he will understand the agony you are going through.

That is my advice young lady – tek it or leave it

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Comments (64)

 

modou...:
Posted by modou... | November 4, 2008 9:16 AM

hhahahahahaha the girl a panic as soon as imma see the size of the tool!!!! first atl in this witch



Posted by BOSTON_LUCKY_KILLA | November 4, 2008 9:23 AM

YO WAH KIND OF EDIOT ADVISE DAT BOUT LUBRIGEL? YOU TINK SEH DI GIRL A OLD WOMAN WEH DEM PU**Y NUH GET WET AND MOIST AND JUICY......GAL TEK DI C*CKY.....A NUFF WOMAN WOULD LOVE YOUR MAN LIKE A GAL WEH MI MEET AND ALMOST PUSH MI FIST ALL DI WAY UP INNA HAR AND MY HAND BIG.....IF U DONT BELIEVE CHECK OUT DI HI5 PAGE IN DI URL AND U WILL SEE...... MY GIRL YOU CAN ALSO COME TO ME FI GET IT NICE AND RITE, DI RITE AMOUT OF PAIN WID PLEASURE LOL..... YO BUT SERIOUSLY GIVE HIM DI PU**Y IN DI MISSIONARY POSITION AND MAKE SURE SEY HIM LAY FLAT ON U OR U GO ON TOP AND LAY PON HIM CHEST AND DAT WAY ITS LESS PAIN AND MORE CLITORAL STIMULATION, SO IF IT DONT KETCH U G_SPOT THEM MAYBE U WILL COME FROM THE CLIT.



Posted by BOSTON_LUCKY_KILLA | November 4, 2008 9:28 AM

BELIEVE ME BECAUSE IF A BACK SHOT OR GIG U A GET DI P*SSY A GO BUSS UP..... BUT A SOO SOME GIRL LOVE IT ESPECIALLY MI YAAD GAL DEM..... AMERICAN GIRL WANT MORE FOREPLAY AND SH*T, AND ALWAYS ASK IF A WAR MAN A GO LOL.....OH YEAH A MEK SURE HIM GIVE U SOME GOOD FOREPLAY SO U CAN GET WET AND RUN WEH PROPA WID DI LUBE A OLD WOMAN TING DAT OR FI WOMAN WHO NUH GET WET.....BUT A YOUNG GIRL LIKE U SHOULD BE GOOD......


VOTE OBAMA 08......LETS DO THIS



¤Gryna Physician¤:
Posted by ¤Gryna Physician¤ | November 4, 2008 9:35 AM

First ting first,how sum people can show off suh?(I'm an educated young lady bla bla blaaa....)How di f_ck education drop eeen?mygurl u educated but u still dunse towards big d-ck.Rightnow I rather to f_ck a retire whore than a gyal that is f_ckin one man r a likkle p_ssygyal cause there's no pleasure in that,it feel like u rapin sumone r sumtime it even feels like ur killin them to the way they go on....

Mr.propa fix u advising the gurl to buy lubricant and dat still naa guh work because she feelin it up in her belly,big wood she want a dat she aguh get.

If a chick can't manage me I jus giv them the opportunity to full joy themselves by ridin it off,plenty of times gyal leave me unsatisfied while they r satisfied,sumtime I wish ma d-ck was small,but anyways,all u hav to do mygurl is go ontop that's the only way u gonna get sum form of satisfaction yuh zimmy bcause u gonna take what u can manage and at ur own pace...Mygurl it luk like ur man inexperience too bcause if I hav sex wit a gyal 2 r 3times and they dnt enjoy it bcause of the pain and they complain about it that's not goin to happen on the 4th time bcause I wud giv her a chance to njoy herself,u need to tell ur man that sex is not all about woman cryin and screamin its all about satisfaction,if I hav sex 2hour and I asked if this gurl if she is statisfy and she say no I can't feel comfortable to leave her like that yuh zimmy,so talk to ur man mygurl and try ride it off,f_ck 2times a day and 3times on weekend to get use to it,that's how I break my gyal into it....

That's Gryna advise young lady take it r leave it.....


¤Gryna¤



Seriously:
Posted by Seriously | November 4, 2008 10:10 AM

Gryna....... Have sex for 2hrs ??
Puh leeze, I would be ashamed if I Was your girl, afta bout 40 minutes an me nuh mek you cum yet, dat muss mean seh my p*ssy nuh good or me can't grind good. Suh if you have sex for 2 hrs dat muss mean seh ur girl is a "boring gyal".

Anyways, Seriously, Girl, U needs lots of lube. The walls of the vagina were made to be able to expand, so a penis can never be to big for a vagina. It must be that both of you are inexperienced. Or he's like one of those jamaican men who think they need to just use force to please a woman.

But a good fi yuh still, bout yuh a boast bout yuh nuh waa nuh small d*ck man, now yuh a guh regret seh yuh did seh summtin like dat



Anonymous:
Posted by Anonymous | November 4, 2008 11:07 AM

gryna...



Anonymous:
Posted by Anonymous | November 4, 2008 11:16 AM

THAT DEH MAN MUST INEXPERIENCE....HIM HAFFI JUS GIVE HAR HALF OF THE DICK THEN 3/4 AND STOP RIGHT DESSO.....UNTIL LIKKLE MORE JUS GIVE HAR THE FULLNESS...BUT MY YOUTH YOU HAFFI TAKE NOTICE HAVE HAR FACE MEAN TIME YOU A WOK IT....SWEETNESS OVER PAIN A DO IT....NOT PAIN OVER SWEETNESS



Posted by MS KAWAII | November 4, 2008 11:40 AM

I'M A VIRGIN I'M NOT READY FOR D*CK YET , AND SO ARE YOU ! SO YA GET THE BIG D*CK NOW AND CAN'T HANDLE IT , A DAT YA GET !

I'M SPANISH / WEST INDIAN WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT AND I LOVE JAMAICAN GUYS ! AND IT SEEM THE GUY INEXPERIENCE IF HE'S NOT PLEASING YOU , IT'S PLEASURE AND PAIN AND ONCE YOU TAKE AWAY THE PLEASURE THEN YOUR LEFT WITH NOTHING !

MS KAWAII



Miss Curious:
Posted by Miss Curious | November 4, 2008 11:47 AM

The part in the letter had me laughing, was the part about walking around with a weapon in his pants ha ha. Seriously though next time you pay attention to details, and actually touch it so you know what you up against, dont wait until that special moment. Next thing the tongue is quite powerful , so be careful what you wish for.



Posted by BOSTON_LUCKY_KILLA | November 4, 2008 12:01 PM

@ms kawaii you look good mi fren anytime u ready fi lose it just play kartel and call me because mista b*ddy is here for u

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a853xTyEbDs



sexyllisha:
Posted by sexyllisha | November 4, 2008 12:12 PM

lol i agree with you seriously the vagina is made to stretch to capacity i personally havent have a child yet but have you seen the size of some of these kids heads that women push out and they dont complain.

my girl what you need to do is take it easy and relax that is crucial if you dont relax you vagina muscle are going to be tense as a hell and hence the painful sex you need to just take it like a real woman breathe and relax eventually you will get there.
Also talk to your man and try to figure out a solution cause it cant be that bad as long as you arent bleeding after sex then you can work it out.



Anonymous:
Posted by Anonymous | November 4, 2008 1:26 PM

Mi gyal r u serious? You must not have enough experience. First things first...you must know and understand your own body. Learn fi work di p*m p*m muscles and then jump on di c*cky and work it out!!! I cant believe I am reading this...are you really complaining that the c*ocky is too big? Gwaaaay



meleon:
Posted by meleon | November 4, 2008 2:11 PM

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! WOI! PAP DONG! Proppafix mi swear a seh u mek up some dem story yah come tell people! Lawd unnuh aggo kill mi! Gryna behave uself! Look yah people mi cyaan chat yet, mek mi done laugh fuss and come back. Woi!



Anonymous:
Posted by Anonymous | November 4, 2008 2:22 PM

i love my man 9inch....



so what:
Posted by so what | November 4, 2008 3:28 PM

@ms kawaii, who cares about how bi-racial u are, as gryna said...that is irrelevant for this kind of story also this is not about you... anothere thing, how comes your a virgin but you know how to give advice about sex?lol, honey go get a life.

anyways,i have always feel pain while having sex , maybe because i dont do it alot because of my long distance relationship so i understand the pain this girl must be feeling, however what my man has done in the pass is alot of oral sex and then he starts with a inch are two missionary style,that always seem to help, then you can get it all nice and moist...proceed by sitting on his d$ck inch by inch while giving him juicy wet nasty kisses beause then your mind will be focusing on the passion and it will correspond with your pu$$y , belivev me honey you must cum after that. if that doesn't work then dog eat your supa because a next gal a go ride him away from you especially with all this b$tchying.



Wanda:
Posted by Wanda | November 4, 2008 3:32 PM

For those of you commenting on the girl's inexperience, here are some facts for you:
1. A woman's vaginal canal is generally 2-5 inches long. That is the length from the entrance to the neck of the womb. This length varies.
2. If a woman constantly allows a penis to batter the neck of her cervix, she may develop cancerous cells.

Mr. Proppa Fix was correct to suggest lubricant because that can ease the entry of the d*ck.

Different positions can help and I suggest one where you the woman is in control. That way, you can decide how much of the d*ck to take. There are hundreds of positions. Check the Karma Sutra. But remember that when a man is about to come, no matter how considerate he is, he will go off into his own little world until he nuts.

When possible, try a lot of foreplay and bedroom games so that your mind is at ease. (your mind is your biggest sex organ) That way you can release some of the anxieties about the dick and enjoy the experience.

Hope this helps.



@WANDA:
Posted by @WANDA | November 4, 2008 4:05 PM

WANDA a which part you get your information from. The average vagina is 3-4 inches long when not sexually aroused. And just like how a vagina can expand, it also has the ability to elongates when sexually aroused. And the average woman's vagina elongates to 5-7 inches. In addition, the majority of women can handle a penis that is 9 inches long and 2 inches wide. So when you come on here make sure your information is correct.

My girl just practice pon di buddy. You must start tek control a unno sex life and please yourself while pleasing him. You dont have to act like you is a pro pon di b*ddy. Just tek it 1" at a time.



jimmy_Grind:
Posted by jimmy_Grind | November 4, 2008 4:31 PM

donkey d*ck man fi dash weh! No wonder some gyal p*ssy big like shaquele oneil!



Nelly:
Posted by Nelly | November 4, 2008 4:42 PM

Meleon - hurry up and done laugh and post yr response..me and a fren love yr responses.

Anyhow...big D*cks can be painful...i have had the opportunity of have had both sizes. i would be the first to put my hands up and tek the man with the avg size d*ck. I find that man to be more all around loving in bed, the s*x is full of sweetness not painful..the big D man always act like him waan cum rev out yu inside...just my personal experience unnu nuh bada kill me



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Baby Tarrentino:
Posted by Baby Tarrentino | November 4, 2008 8:03 PM

Dont feel bad homegirl... A lot of chicks have this problem with their man.

Mr Fix is quite right to say lube.....

But u have to get the foreplay going before him even try esp since he is already so big.

dont stray from dat FOREPLAY and u cant wrong



meleon:
Posted by meleon | November 4, 2008 8:14 PM

Ok now dat mi done laugh my girl mek mi give u a likkle advise. Mi aggo tek it easy pon u and not tell u bout u r*as because u come a chat bout how educated u is and all dat bull as if dat relevant to riding c*cky.

Now is time fi Meleon College of Hoodtekking. Si if u can understand dis short course and get u degree. As a professional hoodtekka, (mi married to one man whose dick have it own zip code), mi can tell u dat di key ting to do is relax. Don't tink bout di size. Mek u man stimulate u till u climax and dat usually does di trick. When u climax, as many of the other readers suggest, going on top and riding a big hood is di best way to handle it. U control how much u tek in. U si by di time u do di second climax my girl, u start ask di man weh di rest deh, because u suh heated dat a lightpole feel like a twig to u. Chuss mi pon dat.

Do not approach sex wid u man like u going to di gallows because dat mek u tense and when u tense p*ssy lockdong! If u want help drink a Guinness or some sorta likka fi relax u baddy. Mi use to drink irish cream when mi just start sex wid mi husband. When mi drink dat nuh cocky frighten mi. Afta mi get use to di dick mi buss weh! My girl u cyaan let down di sisterhood. U betta go represent!

Last ting: u siddi next man u meet (should it be so) learn fi size up di h**d fuss b 4 u go bed. Here are some pointers:

1. Di Covert Hand or Finger span: dis is when u "accidentally intentionally" brush u hand genst di h**d. This technique is a developed art as u affi learn how fi determine di size of a hood by just a finger brush

2. Di Bifocal Hood Eye: Again another developed technique of determining di size a di hood by looking past all di big-pants, nuff clothing weh men usually wear fi hide dem WMDs (Weapons of Mass Distruction)

3. Di B*tty Brush: Dis techinque is very easy as all u affi do is find reason fi walk past di man very near and brush u a*s genst di h**d. Data collecting senses in di b*tty jaw send di signal a di h**d size straight to do brain.

4. Lastly but not recommended for beginners is: Di Straight-out Hand Span: Dis speak for itself. Push u hand inna him pants front an measure. Of course know dis, is a BIG risk u running, because at dis point wedda di h**d big or small u going to get f**ked wedda u like it or not!

Dis is di end of u lesson. Now my girl, go out, and do mi proud. Earn u degree and tek di hood Back it up and quint it my girl! REPRESENT!!!!!!



Mr. BIG:
Posted by Mr. BIG | November 4, 2008 9:11 PM

BABY....IS THAT YOU TELLING THE WORLD ABOUT ME !
NOW ALL DEM SEXY WOMAN GOING TO WANT ME MORE



Real Maccoy:
Posted by Real Maccoy | November 4, 2008 11:12 PM

Everyone listen this. Jamaicans why you all have no sympathy for people. Cant you guys be generous and caring.

Im a Jamaican man and to be honest mi have the right size dik around 9.75-10.22. Mi never loose a race yet in sex, mi always please my girls them sexually. No girl never leave me straight a me leave them and thats just being honest.

WORDS OF ADVICE TO THE GIRL IN NEED.
Honestly baby you need to find another man as clearly your only going to hurt your own self. I know it is hard to find a good man, but clearly this big cock man is not your style. so just tell him it is not working out and please try to move on, even though it hurts as you do love him, it is in your best interest to move on.

To all you other freaks giving the girl freaky advice. go get a life. Real Jamaican never freak out, never. a always the balltail them go freak out. Mi Bun Freaks.

the man dem fi know how fi use the tool and please the ladies them. Man and man fi stop hard f**k the gal dem too much. when a girl get use to you then u give it to her hard if she want. like my girl love it hard and at first she couldnt manage me but now me give har some hard backas and she love it when me pull her hear and beat it up. a just so the thing set. Real Maccoy



Tacious:
Posted by Tacious | November 4, 2008 11:34 PM

Oh boo f**king hoo!
If she doesn't want him I'LL TEK THIS MAN!
Because nothing is better than a big D*CK
I'd ride that bad boy like a LEXUS!
Oh some heffers dont know how good they have him.
ME WANT A HUNDRED STAB INNA SIXTY SECOND!!



Real Maccoy:
Posted by Real Maccoy | November 5, 2008 2:46 AM

some gal fi gwe wid dem big whole. and low the tight wholegirl and her problem.

meleon a gwaan like she a pro, and can bet the puzzy no good.

tacious. u fi gwe wid u big whole to inno. u must know how big u whole is bout u wi ride it off.



Tacious:
Posted by Tacious | November 5, 2008 8:30 AM

@ Real McCoy....
I don't know what the HELL you just wrote...
but,
you sound like a bitter man with a tiny a*s d*ck.
and my goodgood is GOODGOOD.
So you can take a seat on that one, hombre.



meleon:
Posted by meleon | November 5, 2008 9:07 AM

@Real Maccoy: U sound like u have a p*ssy bigga dan all di women dem p*ssy put together pon dis yah site yah! And u suppose to be a man! Weh yuh waan wi do, tell di ooman fi leff ar good good man because a him h**d size? Man gweh yah!If a mi like u mi go find di jrankro weh have u breeding bag a fly fi kite and leff mi and tacious alone. Cause u sound to me like u a tek man more dan any a di women dem weh leff dem comment yasso. Stop tell lie and talk di truth seh u a fish. Ongle a fish woulda put on him skirt and start a tracing match when nuh baddy nevva si him.

My girl M.H. and anybaddy weh write ProppaFix done know seh dis is a Tuff-Love site. Wi call it how wi si it. Di truth sometimes affi hurt. If dem want cuddling and tender advise go look fi Dr. Phil.

M.H. Nuh leff u man, mi did have problems like u when mi just meet mi husband but mi get use to him size an mi nuh regret di day mi mek di decision fi stay. Di man a treat u good...learn fi tek di hood. Simple. If all fails, ask him fi ring it. Tek care and mek wi know how it go.



Heathen:
Posted by Heathen | November 5, 2008 1:30 PM

The solution to this problem is simple communication. Why have you not told this man yet? If you are so much in love there shouldn't be anything too difficult to discuss. While most men do not want to hear that their penis is causing pain, I am sure he has probably heard this before. So talk to him about it. Yes, there have been cases where women have had to break up with their partners because of this said issue. The only thing you can do is lube like there is no tomorrow, Astroglide is a great lubricant and try many different positions to see which ones work better for you.

Sex is about pleasure, don't let anybody fool you that feeling pain is okay.



hotgirl:
Posted by hotgirl | November 5, 2008 2:15 PM

lol wooooooooooooooooooooi unno no ez innuh
mi laff til mi cry
mi na quote
since mi no f**k fi soooooooooooooooo long so mi na chat whe mi no knw as sum a unno do so c*cky to de world



Can:
Posted by Can | November 5, 2008 2:43 PM

Bwoy mi nuh know what to say - ur situation serious fi true. I would agree with Mr. Proppa Fix that some lubrication could work and serious foreplay required, but the way u describe the dick, is like in addition to the bigness, it well long too (shifting ur womb). I can't imagine a relationship without really, good, fantastic sex. And he's going to get tired (it sound like he already is) of not being able to penetrate. So if u feel the d*ck is more than u can manage, I say explain the situation to him (because u said he's a good guy) and see if there's anyway to work it out as it could be that him just don't know how to use the gift. Or sadly u might just have to move on.

Ladies, know this (I was told this by mi white, american friend who once loved big d*cks & learned the hard way too) - extremely big d*cks are good when the relationship is new & the passion running high & u hot fi di man. After the passion cool u r left with a big monster of pain. LOL. Hush my girl, a so it go sometimes - we can't manage them all.



samia:
Posted by samia | November 5, 2008 6:41 PM

bl**d claat mi gyal...mi know we u a sey..mi f**k dis cute brown singer guy the other day he seeme very simple and cool, and was hanging with him uptown friends, but when him pull out im h**d r*sss ole it mash mi up mi neva expek dat no time truss me pon dat,



Tacious:
Posted by Tacious | November 5, 2008 8:28 PM

Meleon you know di ting, ya.
Man like him nuh waan nuh kitty dat cyaan tek di good h**d.
Him likkle and bit. Me nah badda wid him.



Posted by rosie | November 5, 2008 11:06 PM

I think it would be silly to end a relationship with a man, a good man at that just because he has a mandingo. The vagina was built with elasticity, so along with the lube and more foreplay it should be good to go. Many chicks out there would gladly take that man in a heartbeat, just for the fact that he has such a huge package.



Real Maccoy:
Posted by Real Maccoy | November 6, 2008 5:38 AM

Yo u a hear me some gal fi know themselve, mi no ina the baga tracing. yo tacious mi can tell u desperate bout u want the gyal man. thats why u have no man its simple the puzzy is no good just like meleon.



meleon:
Posted by meleon | November 6, 2008 9:43 AM

@tacious: a wah do di Real Macclown douh? Da bredda deh sound to mi like many gyal dis him and him itsy-bitsy-teensy-weensy microscopic d*ck arreddy. It suh likkle dat mi not even gwine call it h**d, as a matter of fact mi cant even call it dick, mi just aggo call it "thingy" cause it nuh classified yet. Scientist still out deh a wonda what name fi give it because it so tiny!

Him have a problem, anytime u si man love biggup demself suh and talk how big dem hood is usually a tell lie. Di real bigh**d man never reveal him machinery till inna di bedroom. But di truth addi fact is dat wi turn him on, and him waant a try offa wi and nuh know how fi ask. Read inna di pyschology mygirl. When fox cant get di grape dem quick fi seh it sour. Is him frustration him waan come tek out pon wi. Mek di idiat gwaan, him cyant walk inna my husband or ur man shoes. Jocky likka him cant come ride inna none a wi stables. Him betta go back inna di kitchen go count him dumplin wid him likkle h**d mama-man self!



meleon:
Posted by meleon | November 6, 2008 9:52 AM

@Gryna: Yow hyah, pls gimmi a link likkle more @ meleon@rocketmail.com . Mi waan have speakings wid u pon some issues zeen. Tek care.

Meleon



Anonymous:
Posted by Anonymous | November 6, 2008 10:47 AM

a big h**d yuh waan and a dat yuh get so stop complain b4 soomebody else tek di r*ss man from yuh



laaf till mi cry:
Posted by laaf till mi cry | November 6, 2008 2:43 PM

Yo, some a dem comment yah av mi a roll pon de floor. Especially meleon own dem.

Dwl@mandigo rosie

A weeeeeeeak!!! lmao



Tacious:
Posted by Tacious | November 6, 2008 3:25 PM

Real McCoy: Sorry, I don't understand "small penis talk". Out of ALLL the Men that commented your the ONLY one whose against GIRLS who LOVE BIG DICK!
That speaks volumes...or in your case...very, very, little
;-)

Don't be mad because your penis can't extend past an inch.
Someone out there will love you just for who you are. LOL

LMAO Meleon, I'm ignoring this tinky winky man!.
In the words of Tifa: him have "something so small me tink him MISPLACE IT!"

LMFAO



Real Maccoy:
Posted by Real Maccoy | November 6, 2008 10:50 PM

Unno swear think say my plank small. well say what unno wanna say and do what unno wanna do. a me a the Real Mccoy. and meleon u swear think say me did ago e-mail you bout u a left e-mail open. mi no look bitches online a straight face to face me deal with. can bet unno is just some big fat b*tches with no life.



Real Maccoy:
Posted by Real Maccoy | November 6, 2008 10:53 PM

you a hear me melony and stacious. I was just joking ok. no disrespect ok. i was just pulling unno tongue fi hear whe unno had to say. nuff love though ok.



kopkilla:
Posted by kopkilla | November 7, 2008 7:33 AM

if caan tek it leave him !!!!!



Lady Shotta:
Posted by Lady Shotta | November 7, 2008 10:30 AM

mi gurl, stop cry and whine pon di edge!! lolol mi luv mi man big c*cky and would never want noting likkle. stop focus on pain and think about gettn ur p@#%y wet and give ur man some good hole. before him go look wet, wet p@#%y!



Tacious:
Posted by Tacious | November 7, 2008 3:04 PM

Whateverrrrrr @ Real McCoy
you are not cool.



camille:
Posted by camille | November 7, 2008 5:16 PM

lawd a merci. she have a big one and dont know wat to do with it. my girl wait till u meet up with a small one and u cant even feel it. then u will have start to have multiple headaches.

but u know wat she is probably young. so maybe we shouldnt be so harsh with her.



meleon:
Posted by meleon | November 7, 2008 9:33 PM

@Real Macclown: Skettel, Chuss mi if mi did a look man, u wouldnt b di one. Mi want a respectul man wid H**D! Not a twinkie or termite infected plank!

By di way fat bitch? Nigga pls,dats no way to talk about ur mother.

No disrespect u say, I don't see it that way. From u slip u slide no two ways about that. Dis is one woman who nuh pet & powder disrespectful men. I have no patience for men like u. Kip u love, perhaps u need fi start giving it to urself.

Oh u might want to visit this site, if looked it up just for u: http://www.penisadvantage.com/?hop=diegalax. Don't know if it will help they say these things don't work, but who knows. Give it a try.

Am out.



Tacious:
Posted by Tacious | November 8, 2008 9:17 AM

talk di ting dem, Meleon!
Real McDumbass felt stupid that we put him in his place not once, not twice but a BUNCH of times.
And then he goes on to say he meant no disrespect to us AFTER he called us fat b*tches?!
Tell me, how in the HELL does that work!??



KerB:
Posted by KerB | November 8, 2008 11:03 AM

Well....I feel ur pain, I think he needs 2 take his time & give u it littl little, don't b forceful with it. I think I'll want that challenge though



meleon:
Posted by meleon | November 8, 2008 12:08 PM

U can imagine Tacious? Wi nevva si dis mampaala and him a come a try dis di program? Den when him go done go unda wi skirt, him come a come class wi as fat b*tches? Nigga dont even know a ting bout us but waan try belittle us, den come talk bout him nevva mean it.

Is man like dem deh, mek women get wicked genst dem. Di ongle women tolerate dem man deh is those wid low self-esteem. Himself have a problem to because is only when people have issues with themselves dem try fi tear others down to dem level. A woman strenght him have, men like him are cowards. Why him nevva tek on none a di man dem weh comment pon dis site? U can imagine how him quick fi hit women when him cant get his own way? Is a man like him a waan touch mi fi mi practice mi 2nd degree black-belt unda him claat and bruckup him r*as!

Tek care a uself yaah girl, rumpist like him is nutten but shell, dem just cant stop wi flow. Have great weekend. Mek sure u get u daggering yaa mi dear, yuh man done know u good arreddy. Dutty bwoy Mcclown can ongle dream of what he is missing.



titenwet:
Posted by titenwet | November 8, 2008 5:47 PM

Trouble deh a muss muss tail him tink a cool breeze. Tell me now, why di hell yah go tek weh yuh cyah manage? If di sex painful den smaddy nah do sitn rite! My man have a very BIG d*ck and to be honest, di first time mi f*ck him, Mi tuntid to r@ssclaat!!! lol. A feel like mi drunk. It was kinda painful doe, but as di sex life progress it was 100% PLEASURE OVA PAIN! Him control it good and mi control how much mi want! Mi like fi feel it, mi cyah badda wid di likkle sitn dem! Waste a my time! *kiss teet*. If yah F*ck mi, mi want fi FEEEL it in deh, instead of wondering IF it in deh yet!!!

Yes (sexyllisha) mi agree wid u!



Real Maccoy:
Posted by Real Maccoy | November 8, 2008 7:49 PM

You see mi trying to be nice to these old wh*res (mn and stacious). but no uno couldnt be nice. this is my last comment. the two a uno come suck mi c*ck till me come ina unno mouth. f*cking dumb azz b*tches. f*ck off.



meleon:
Posted by meleon | November 8, 2008 9:04 PM

Si weh mi a tell u Tacious? Now him a beg a blow job. LOLOLOLOLOL. Inna u dream Real McCruff, inna u dreams! I dont like spaghetti anyway. By di way, u should know wi profession cause ur mom worked di same corner, that's how u came to b. Raffle ticket still a sell fi find u puppa!



Posted by candy | November 9, 2008 8:48 AM

Woooooiiiii!!! LMAO... all mi can do is laugh in the early morning yah now.Bwoy mi luv dah site yah the comments are hilarious.haffi luv mi jamaican peeps ooonu keep it real every time



¤Gryna Physician¤:
Posted by ¤Gryna Physician¤ | November 9, 2008 9:29 AM

Lol but what is diss?a caaa laugh!lolololol a weeeaaakkk

What a likkle internet war sweet,melon mi gurl tek it easy pon him cause him weak,tacious lolol let him live to see a nex day giv him a chance,real mc clown mi beg fi yuh suh relax yuhself yuh zimmy bcause my gurlz nuh back dung from nuh guy....


¤Gryna¤



Tacious:
Posted by Tacious | November 9, 2008 6:54 PM

Same to you my girl Meleon!
bless up yourself!

Real McFool, is oral the only way you can cum?because I am certain you couldnt pleasure let alone PENETRATE a girl with that carrot stick you call a penis.

Your taking bruising after bruising, LMAO
you know I dun put you in your place nuff times, QUIT MAN YOU WONT WIN LMFAO!!!

F**k off? F**k off what? that tiny d*ck of yours??
LMAO, with me and bomb skills i can make it work SOMEHOW!

Until then keep doing the damn thing with only your forefinger and thumb.



meleon:
Posted by meleon | November 9, 2008 9:00 PM

@Tacious: Yuh sell off my girl! Him can nevva recover from dat deh knockout blow deh! 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9-9-still 9-10! He's out! LOLOLOLOLOL DWL! (forefinger and thumb!) RFL! DWL! =))



Real Maccoy:
Posted by Real Maccoy | November 10, 2008 1:12 AM

hey big h*le gal meleon and tacious watch unno words. unno wi get bullet inna unno face . unno must think a joke thing.



meleon:
Posted by meleon | November 10, 2008 10:16 AM

@ Real Mcclown:
Does it make u cum to talk about ur gun
Because it is so big, while ur dick is just a twig?

Don't u just wish u could have a nice little dish, to scream and bawl, climb the bedroom walls, whenever ur d*ck scrape her belly making her tremble like jelly?

Alas my friend! U know that can never be, not with that little thing u call ur pee-pee
Stick out ur tongue, provide the girls with some fun, because ur spaghetti will only make them laugh; hee! hee!

Keep talking bout bullet, it's only then u can feel a man, but soon u will be a one man band, holding in ur hand, not a gun but a tube of lubricant, bending over as a b*tch to some man!



Tacious:
Posted by Tacious | November 10, 2008 10:38 AM

ROFL@ Real McLoser resorting to violence!!!
You Mad? You Mad??

When you find a method of how to shoot people through the COMPUTER
let me know so I can report your a*s to the authorities.
I don't play.

This is the LAST TIME I'M ADDRESSING YOUR BUSTER A*S.
So READ, ANALYZE IT AND STOP CRYING LIKE THE PUNK BITCH YOU ARE!


First of all, Meleon and I are not the only ones who appreciate a BIG D*CK. Okay, GET THE F**K OVER IT! Some of us like riding big boy toys!

Second of all, you are lacking self esteem due to the lack of penis! STRAIGHT, POINT F**KING BLANK! Aight, so your mad at girls who say they like big d*ck BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ONE!

Third, you are a B*TCH A*S. Who threatens violence over the computer, YOUR NOT A BAD MAN. CALM DOWN YUH BL**DCLAUT NERVES!

Fourth, STOP YOUR CRYING. YOU AINT ABOUT SH*T!
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU.
YOUR LAME
YOU SUCK
AND YOUR PENIS SUCKS TOO!

SO LOG OFF LIFE AND TEK WEH YUHSELF!



Real Maccoy:
Posted by Real Maccoy | November 10, 2008 5:00 PM

gimmi unno address if unno claim unno bad



meleon:
Posted by meleon | November 11, 2008 7:33 AM

27 Commission Road, Kingston 2. Dat is Rockford up di hill weh di buss dem drive. I will be there from the 22 Dec. Come and ask fi Meleon, every baddy know mi. I will be waiting.



Tacious:
Posted by Tacious | November 11, 2008 9:34 AM

I live in Toronto, EAST END! Get your goonies abroad to ask about me.

HOLLA IF YA BADDDD!



LongCockyMan:
Posted by LongCockyMan | November 18, 2008 12:11 PM

My Girl Lube Nuh Have Nutnuh Fih Du Wid LONGC+CKY..... Teck Me Advise D Cocky Too Long fih yuh but if yuh love d breda it ago hard fih yuh leave him Talk To Him Bout it if him love yuh him will undastan But B4 Yuh leave Him Try avoid Backshot (Doggy Style) try lizardlap (its like doggy Style lying down) or lapsruchi (put him to sit on the edge of the Bed or Chair and then You Should Sit On It facing Each other) dem Position Yah Always leave a space suh nuh get d full lent if dat nuh Work Den Me caan Help YUh Cause My C*cky LOng Too Unless YUh Want Me Eat It Then Dat can BE Arange........ lol



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