By: Chat Too Much
Yes mi fans, mi back from off the gullyside - yeah uhno done know dat a me and Mavado a par because a him tell me seh mi chat too much so from that day on a so everyone call mi - mi never like the name at first but when him buss the song chat too much that’s how mi know him rate mi.
Anywayyyyyy!!!!, uhno know that mi come fi chat people business, as mi seh if it nuh guh so it near guh so - a Jamaica this and people don’t tell lie or commit suicide, we leave dem things deh to the whiteman.
Mi know that a lot of us want to know the true story behind Beenie Man, Angel and the Warlord Bounty, but the reason why a lot of us can’t find out why Beenie Man married Angel is because there is a link missing from di saga. But mi a one gal nuh sit down and wait pon the truth because curiosity not going to kill this yah cat, so mi go get the news mi self and mi ago buss it today.
Everybody done know that any girl Bounty believe him fi get, him tek it, so mi hear dat Beenie Man bring this hot gal come a Jamaica from one small island, have har lock down in a him cabin for couple months well hiding her from the sharks. But true “I are di one” Bounty have a gal detector, him and the katty linkup secretly right under the Doctor’s nose. Them say when cats away rat take over, so after Beenie Man left the girl at him house and gone pon tour by the time him place him first foot pon di plane the girl was well lock down enjoy the comfort of Bounty Killer’s Rodney.
Uhno think I don’t know har name, her name is April. She is the whole reason why Beenie Man bruk him hand because when him cum back from tour and heard the news, him jump pon him bike and was about to commit suicide, then him rememba that he’s a Jamaican and we no commit suicide - so him just jump off the bike and bruk him hand.
So from that day Beenie Man said to himself “the Killer cannot take away my girl and make me feel embarrass”. So now it was pay back time and Angel was the perfect bait for him to use fi get back at Bounty and it did work. Just imagine the killer that used to burn fire pon certain things and then turned around and start doing them - yes Beenie Man little plan mash up di killer head space wicked, anyhow Bounty was an American him would a commit suicide, but true “he are di one” is a Jamaican that could never be on him mind - so him just go a Ta Boo every week fi get rid of the stress.
But the big question is - who laughing now?
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