By: Chat Too Much
Last weekend mi went to RTI parties in a Negril - all kind of things gwaan dung deh – Beenie Man new song tek di place, LeftSide aka Dr. Evil a flex with a new girl, yes him dump the other girl and go all the way a Japan fi this one. But the highlight for the weekend was Beenie Man - how him nuff so - him wouldn’t even allow the new artistes dem fi enjoy the summer hype – Beenie seems to always have a song that will tek the spotlight from off the new talents. Poor D’Angel, mi seh Beenie man give it to har harsh in him new song – a remake of Sean Kingston’s Beautiful Girl’. Mek mi sing a few lines fi uhno –
Angel, she's a beautiful girl
But mi nah go mek she wreck mi world
And have me suicidal
From yu gi weh the pu**y, mi ah go gi weh the c**ky
Yu should’n come ramp wid a ole dawg like me
After that him even went to seh him girls them pretty like Barbie but according to my source, mi hear seh Barbie is nothing but make-up.
Was Barbie a helper?
Yes mi get the news right from the horses mouth – hey mi only talk what mi hear and ohnu know that me chat too much - so anything mi hear mi ago chat it out. But one thing though you of to give Barbie credit – from a helper to a famous singer without a hit tune. Barbie created history the first artiste fi buss without a hit song, and look at all that D’Angel went through, get pregnant for Beenie Man, get married to Beenie Man and then get dump by Beenie Man and now is she alone affi a pay fi di Range Rover – she nuh have it couple months good and it broke down already , that is a second hand Range Rover.
Don Mafia gets Documentary deal
People what a way how Don Mafia getting rich off a Beenie Man – yes! Very soon them ago release a documentary on Don Mafia not even Beenie Man get them things deh and he’s the King and the others who get them kind of treatment deh did of to die before documentary do. Mi seh dem offer Don Mafia big bucks fi talk di things dem about Beenie Man and D’Angel and most importantly they want to know if Marco Dean is a Moses or a Poses.
People can you believe Don Mafia run di people dem with them Documentary deal, mi seh anyhow it was me - I would a talk all kind of things weh nuh go so, mi would a tell them that a Bounty Killer pickney, mi would a tell about the white man weh D’Angel have, mi would a tell them about the three pickney that Beenie Man dis-own a foreign – yes mi woulda talk di things dem a that mi get pay fi duh chat. Mi ago search fi dem people deh with the documentary deal because mi need that money - but mi hear seh is only family or close friends dem giving the deal so from this day on mi is Beenie Man far cousin – money affi run.
* Mr. Lex and him wife Tunya a true example of an hollyhood married life - real love dat.
* Yes, Mavado big up yuh album a gwaan good and mi affi big you up because a you help buss – Dem just chat, chat chat too much – sell off.
All who neva get big up, just neva deserved to get big and anyone a ohnu think uhno can knock my back, just try it.
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